I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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