New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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