Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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