his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
