Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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