worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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