I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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