I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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