I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
