i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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