I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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