The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Screwed.edu
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She's just so happy...and so naked.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You can't just leave with hair like that
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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