I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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