is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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