It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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