just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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