we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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