Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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