Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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