Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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