Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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