Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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