grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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