i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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