Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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