So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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