batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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