she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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