Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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