I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Randomize
