im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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