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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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