we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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