Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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