Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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