Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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