Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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