Having a random hookup so left but love u
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Randomize
