i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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