My brain says no but my pants say off.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i drank out of a bidet.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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