At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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