going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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