You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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