I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
