Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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