I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Randomize
