So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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