wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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