im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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