I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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